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1. martha
   Posted March 16, 2005 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

   That’s when you use the women’s. We would do the same if it were reversed.

2. JB
   Posted March 16, 2005 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

   Somehow I doubt that would go over well with the few women that would still want to use the restrooms; what would you do if you were in there and a guy walked in and said “oh, the guys’ bathroom was busy”?

3. martha
   Posted March 16, 2005 at 5:39 pm | Permalink

   You wait til it’s empty and stand guard. Man, you are not very imaginative. If you have to go, and the line is long, you figure it out.

4. JB
   Posted March 16, 2005 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

   1. How do you know if it’s empty?

   2. If you’re waiting for it to become empty, do you stop women from going in, or just hope that there will happen to be 0 occupants at some point.

   3. How will the women who have to wait while you are using the restroom take it? (especially if you are taking a long time)

   4. Once you get a guard posted, do you allow only a few people in, or do you split the line?

   5. What about the people who have been waiting in line; do you get in before them?

   6. Lastly, (and this is not sexist - just reality) while women could get away with this just because most guys won’t punch them, I still doubt that guys could do the same thing without incurring the wrath (and lawsuits) of the opposite sex.

5. martha
   Posted March 16, 2005 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

   1. Ask the women leaving, or peek in.
   2. Ask a woman if they mind. They probably will, so this will never happen now that I think about it.
   3. They’ll be pissed. Don’t do it.
   4. Not all guys would chance it, so there won;t be a need to figure that out.
   5. If you actually did it, yes, you get in first becuase you have the cajones enough to try it.
   6. You are right. No guy in their right mind would actually give it a go, but sometimes when you have to go bad, you’ll do anything.

6. nstryker
   Posted March 17, 2005 at 10:53 am | Permalink

   plus why do you get a free pass to use the women’s, getting your relief in front of all the men waiting in line? that’s basically cutting.

7. martha
   Posted March 17, 2005 at 11:06 am | Permalink

   Because you have the nerve to do it.

8. Dan
   Posted March 17, 2005 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

   Cutting! What a pussy comment. I have done it more then once and the last time I did it a lady walked in while I was leaving, not a big deal, because most people, women in this case, would be stunned and confused and you would be out of there before they figure out something to say.

   Dan’s Piss tips:

   1. Just don’t take a dump you won’t be able to pull that one off.

   2. Make sure to take the first stall and keep the door open so when they walk by they can see you standing there.

   3. Make eye contact, and say sorry. Don’t look like a crazy dude. With that said I wouldn’t try it Stryker.

   4. In and out, don’t wash your hands. If you do cut in into the mens room, telling them you are just washing your hands, there is always an empty sink in the mens room.

   5. Oh, the first step. Yell in the door and make sure noone is in there.

   6. If you can keep the main door open, and even better if there is a wet floor sign put that in front of it, making it seem like it’s being cleaned or something.

   7. Pee on a Bush if you must.

9. nstryker
   Posted March 17, 2005 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

   you know who else got accused of making pussy comments? JESUS!